My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.
E. today," wrote a parent. "Please execute him....
Please excuse Mary for being absent," wrote another parent. "She was sick and I had her shot.
These drastic measures were inadvertently taken in notes written by parents to excuse their children's absences from school.
In all fairness to pupils throughout the land, I must point out that slaughtering the English language is a practice that is not limited opnly to students.
An astonishing number of grownups blithel...
If you think that today's students aren't learning all they should, check out some of the writing miscreated by their moms and dads.
he following are actual excuse notes received by teachers....
Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
Pleazse excuse Roland from P.E. for a few day. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.
He was hurt in the growing part....