In All Fairness To Pupils Throughout The Land, I Must Point Out That Slaughtering The English Language Is A Practice That Is Not Limited Opnly To Students.

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In all fairness to pupils throughout the land, I must point out that
slaughtering the English language is a practice that is not limited opnly to
students. An astonishing number of grownups blithely go about murdering the
King's English without any inkling that they are committing a serious crime.