"My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. today," wrote a
parent. "Please execute him."
parent. "Please execute him."
Related:
- EXCUSES ACTUALLY RECEIVED BY SCHOOLS VIA NOTES FROM HOME
(This was posted at work.
I do not know the author/editor. Sorry) * Dear school... - Please excuse Mary for being absent," wrote another parent. "She was sick and I had her shot.
- SILLY COMPUTER BOOK NAMES
SILLY COMPUTER BOOK NAMES
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BR><BR> No Information Highway<BR> (No Highway by Nevil Shute)&l... - Please excuse my son's tardiness. I forgot to wake him up and I did not find him till I started making the beds.
- Please excuse Burma, she had been sick and under the doctor.
- A man suffering from a severe case of flatulence goes to the doctor.
Man: Doctor, I have a terrible (FARRRT!) problem.... - A Few Punny Ones:
If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why does waiting in
one take so long?
I took my son to TGIFriday's for his twenty-first birthday.... - APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
NOTE
This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, school history, job history, ancestral lineage, DMV printout, and a current medical report from your doctor....
