Carlos Was Absent Yesterday Because He Was Playing Football.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was
hurt in the growing part.
EXCUSES ACTUALLY RECEIVED BY SCHOOLS VIA NOTES FROM HOME (This was posted at work.
I do not know the author/editor. Sorry) * Dear school...
Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.
Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits.
Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.
She spent the weekend with the Marine's....
Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the punchline.
) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up....