Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was
hurt in the growing part.
hurt in the growing part.
Related:
- EXCUSES ACTUALLY RECEIVED BY SCHOOLS VIA NOTES FROM HOME
(This was posted at work.
I do not know the author/editor. Sorry) * Dear school... - Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.
- Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits.
- Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
- John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.
- My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.
She spent the weekend with the Marine's.... - Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
- ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the
punchline.
) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up....
