Pleazse Excuse Roland From P.E. For A Few Day. Yesterday He Fell Out Of A Tree And Misplaced His Hip.
Pleazse excuse Roland from P.E. for a few day. Yesterday he fell out of
a tree and misplaced his hip.
EXCUSES ACTUALLY RECEIVED BY SCHOOLS VIA NOTES FROM HOME (This was posted at work.
I do not know the author/editor. Sorry) * Dear school...
Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.
Stuck on an Island An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation.
He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life....
HEADQUARTERS LAST U.S. ARMY APO 001. U.
S. ARMY AG 4110.99 (DEBCA) 20 September 1944 SUBJECT ...
Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
An Email Oops! It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.
Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida....