- You Know It's Going to Be A Bad Day When:
1. You wake up face down on the pavement.
2. You put your bra on backwards and it fits better....
- You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when...
You wake up face down on the pavement.
You put your bra on backwards and it fits better. You ca...
- AW . . .
- Recently found inside fortune cookie:
Your search for gasoline will be futile.
[Hmmmm. Actually, it didn't come true, since for weeks now there have been no gas lines out here....
- O P E C IN ARBAIA, NO-ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM!
- Baseball is not played in Italy's capital city anymore, it has been
The reason? Quote reliabele sources, "This is a direct consequence of the fall of the Roman umpire....
- The young male race horse came from a long line of
winners, and did wonderfully in time trials.
However, in actual races he proved a little too romantic, and could never quite bring him...
- SAN FRANCISCO - The state commission investigating the California
Supreme Court decides whether to go to court to compel Chief Justice
Rose Bird to answer questions about news leaks.
Slug AM-Court Pro...
- Q: Why is a virgin like a firecraker? A: Cause one bang and they aint no more!
- Q: What is the difference between a duck ? A: One leg is both the same.