You Know It's Going to Be A Bad Day When: 1. You wake up face down on the pavement.
2. You put your bra on backwards and it fits better....
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when... ================================================== You wake up face down on the pavement.
You put your bra on backwards and it fits better. You ca...
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Recently found inside fortune cookie: Your search for gasoline will be futile.
[Hmmmm. Actually, it didn't come true, since for weeks now there have been no gas lines out here....
O P E C IN ARBAIA, NO-ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM!
Baseball is not played in Italy's capital city anymore, it has been report.
The reason? Quote reliabele sources, "This is a direct consequence of the fall of the Roman umpire....
The young male race horse came from a long line of winners, and did wonderfully in time trials.
However, in actual races he proved a little too romantic, and could never quite bring him...
SAN FRANCISCO - The state commission investigating the California Supreme Court decides whether to go to court to compel Chief Justice Rose Bird to answer questions about news leaks.
Slug AM-Court Pro...
Q: Why is a virgin like a firecraker? A: Cause one bang and they aint no more!
Q: What is the difference between a duck ? A: One leg is both the same.