- You Know It's Going to Be A Bad Day When:
1. You wake up face down on the pavement.
2. You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when...
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You wake up face down on the pavement.
You put your bra on backwards and it fits better. You ca... - AW . . .
- Recently found inside fortune cookie:
Your search for gasoline will be futile.
[Hmmmm. Actually, it didn't come true, since for weeks now there have been no gas lines out here.... - O P E C IN ARBAIA, NO-ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM!
- Baseball is not played in Italy's capital city anymore, it has been
report.
The reason? Quote reliabele sources, "This is a direct consequence of the fall of the Roman umpire.... - The young male race horse came from a long line of
winners, and did wonderfully in time trials.
However, in actual races he proved a little too romantic, and could never quite bring him... - SAN FRANCISCO - The state commission investigating the California
Supreme Court decides whether to go to court to compel Chief Justice
Rose Bird to answer questions about news leaks.
Slug AM-Court Pro... - Q: Why is a virgin like a firecraker? A: Cause one bang and they aint no more!
- Q: What is the difference between a duck ? A: One leg is both the same.
