- You Know It's Going to Be A Bad Day When:
1. You wake up face down on the pavement.
2. You put your bra on backwards and it fits better... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when...
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You wake up face down on the pavement.
You put your bra on backwards and it fits better. ... - AW . . . Poor guys gotta wait in line"
UNITED NATIONS (AP) -
Iraq's delegates to the UN are angry because the oil... - Recently found inside fortune cookie:
Your search for gasoline will be futile.
[Hmmmm. Actually, it didn't come true, since for weeks... - O P E C
IN ARBAIA,
NO-ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM... - Baseball is not played in Italy's capital city anymore,
it has been report. The reason? Quote reliabele sources... - The young male race horse came from a long line of
winners,
and did wonderfully in time trials. However, in actual... - SAN FRANCISCO - The state commission investigating the California
Supreme Court decides whether to go to court to compel Chief Justice
Rose Bird to answer questions about news leaks.
Slug AM-Court... - Q: Why is a virgin like a firecraker?
A:
Cause one bang and they aint no more... - Q: What is the difference between a duck ?
A:
One leg is both the same...
