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• !!!!!!!! U.S. SUPREME COURT 
   !!!!!!!!!
• Heard a wonderful news report on the radio today: Seems that there are some folks, somewhere in the U.
  S., who are passing bank checks which are chemically treated so that several hours after they've been passed they self destruct....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• News of the Weird Lead Story Paul LaSalle, twenty-six, was killed near Mt.
  Pleasant, N.Y., in March. He lost control of his car when he pulled alongside a driver and began to berate him for having just cut LaSalle off....
• A lawyer was approached by the devil one day. The Prince of Darkness informed him that he could arrange it so that he would win _all_ of his court case
  make twice as much money, work half as hard, be appointed to the Supreme Court by the age of 49, and live to be 90....
• When The Shoe's On The Other Foot by Art Buchwald It had to happen sooner or later.
  Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher, rolling his head in agony....
• It seems unfair that the Supreme Court has freed college football from the NCAA's grip on telecasts but has left USFL teams tied to the USFL.
• Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defenda
• Three gays are driving around San Francisco, when they had to stop for a red light.
  Unfortunately, the large semi-trailer behind them burned out his breaks on the steep downgrade and slammed into the back of the gays' car....