How many 370's does it take to execute a program? Four, Three to hold it down and one to chop its head off.
Why did the Greek boy leave home? Because he wanted to go roman.
.. -or- Why did the Greek boy leave home? Because he didn't like the way his father reared him....
Another in a series .... Q: How many Zen monks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four. One to screw in the light bulb....
Did you hear about the dizzy CIA agent He was captured by the Polish secret police and they turned him around.
Humor, pedestrian and otherwise Confused by traffic accidents?
The following are excerpts from a Toronto insurance company's records of drivers' descriptions of their experience...
It seems that in this small mid-western town a minister was given gifts by his congregation.
An eldery woman comes up to him and presents him with several home-baked pies....