- How many 370's does it take to execute a program? Four, Three to hold it down and one to chop its head off.
- Why did the Greek boy leave home?
Because he wanted to go roman.
.. -or- Why did the Greek boy leave home? Because he didn't like the way his father reared him.... - Another in a series ....
Q: How many Zen monks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four. One to screw in the light bulb.... - Did you hear about the dizzy CIA agent He was captured by the Polish secret police and they turned him around.
- Humor, pedestrian and otherwise
Confused by traffic accidents?
The following are excerpts from a Toronto insurance company's records of drivers' descriptions of their experience... - It seems that in this small mid-western town a minister was given gifts
by his congregation.
An eldery woman comes up to him and presents him with several home-baked pies....
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