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AM-KL10 Crash,312
MENLO PARK,
CA (AP) - A Digital Equipment KL10 went down in flames... - Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming
1. Any running program is obsolete.
2. Any planned program costs more and takes longer... - A man in a massage parlor asked, "How much does it cost
to massage the genitals?
The madam replied, "Oh, the same as for the Jews... - How does it go...
Oh, I'm looking over,
my dead dog Rover,
that got ran-over with my lawnmower; one leg is... - HOW MANY PROTESTANTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
TWO. ONE TO MAKE THE MARTINIS AND ONE TO CALL THE ELECTRICIAN... - Q. What did Dan White say after he shot Mayor Mascone?
A. It's the right time for Milk! (yea yea) Note: This... - Q. What do you call a Gay Bar where there are absolutely no seats?
A. A Fruit... - Two men are caught having stolen a calendar.
The judge gave them six months each!
(Source : BBC) David... - 1) What do you call a common kitchen implement missing a tine?
Answer: An Inferior fork! 2) What do you call the... - How many 370's does it take to execute a program?
Four,
Three to hold it down and one to chop its head off...
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