Thu 21 Jun 22:57 Michael Foster Rule of the week
ACRONYMS (46) Avoid Creating Rules Or Names You Must Spell...
a123 0360 13 Jun 79 BULLETIN AM-KL10 Crash,312 MENLO PARK, CA (AP) - A Digital Equipment KL10 went down in flames today.
There was no word on surviving jobs. ********** a129 1108 13 Jun 79 Ad...
Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming 1. Any running program is obsolete.
2. Any planned program costs more and takes longer....
A man in a massage parlor asked, "How much does it cost to massage the genitals?
The madam replied, "Oh, the same as for the Jews....
How does it go... Oh, I'm looking over, my dead dog Rover, that got ran-over with my lawnmowe
one leg is missing, the other is gone, the third one is spread all ove...
HOW MANY PROTESTANTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
TWO. ONE TO MAKE THE MARTINIS AND ONE TO CALL THE ELECTRICIAN....
Q. What did Dan White say after he shot Mayor Mascone?
A. It's the right time for Milk! (yea yea) Note: This pun only applies to west coast with Dairy Assosciation Ads....
Q. What do you call a Gay Bar where there are absolutely no seats? A. A Fruit Stand
Two men are caught having stolen a calendar. The judge gave them six months each!
(Source : BBC) David Rigby...
1) What do you call a common kitchen implement missing a tine?
Answer: An Inferior fork! 2) What do you call the same implement with 5 tines....