Recently found inside fortune cookie:
Your search for gasoline will be futile.
[Hmmmm. Actually, it didn't come true, since for weeks now
there have been no gas lines out here. I wish I knew why,
but I'm not going to look a gift pump in the nozzle. My
personal guess is that the spigot is being turned off in
different parts of the country in sequence to put us
all in our place.]
Your search for gasoline will be futile.
[Hmmmm. Actually, it didn't come true, since for weeks now
there have been no gas lines out here. I wish I knew why,
but I'm not going to look a gift pump in the nozzle. My
personal guess is that the spigot is being turned off in
different parts of the country in sequence to put us
all in our place.]
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