- INSANITY IS HEREDITARY . . .
YOU GET IT FROM YOUR KIDS... - Q. WHY ARE DOLLY PARTON'S FEET SMALL?
A.
BECAUSE THINGS DON'T GROW VEY LARGE IN THE SHADE... - The UNIX system on the 4th floor is reputed to be unreliable [I should know,
I kept it that way.] Yet rather than dialing up the... - On page 35 of this week's Computerworld (6/25/79) appears
the following ad:
"Imagine having been a software engineer on the 360... - Featherstone's Accurate Steps to Systems Development:
(1) Wild enthusiasm. (2) Disillusionment. (3)... - 12-Jun-79 DON bad day
[From a lazy day at Xerox]
You know it's going to be a bad day when .
your twin sister forgets your birthday. . . . you... - Well, it seems that this gentleman was travelling by rail
in Europe,
and happened to sit down in the lounge-car (the bar)... - Turnauckas' Law
The attention span of a computer
is only as long as the electrical cord... - How can you tell if an elephant is having an affair with your wife?
You will have to wait 22 months... - Thu 21 Jun 22:57 Michael Foster Rule of the week:
ACRONYMS (46) Avoid Creating Rules Or Names You...
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