Q: Why do mice have such small balls? A: Very few of them know how to dance!
HOW THEY BABYLON!" Waitress: Hawaii, Mister? You must be Hungary.
Gent: Yes, Siam. And I can't Rumania long, either....
Question: Why is a virgin like a hemophiliac? Anwse
Because one prick and it's all over. (Sigh. Please pardon this poor excuse of a joke...)...
The S. I. Hayakawya Plan At the last moment, as Skylab begins to break into 1,000-pound chunks, we change its orbit so that it only falls on poor people.
Hayakawa, the Republican senator from C...
When oxygen Tech played Hydrogen U.
Speaking of orchestra's, .... Not to long ago at the New York Philmarmonic, when I think Horowitz was playing
Just after the applause from the 10th encore has died down, a man in the front row stood...
The conductor was getting more and more fed-up with the orchestra.
In particular, one female cellist was losing every way....
Fertility is hereditary... If your parents didn't have any children, neither will you.
Q: How do you tell the difference between Winter and Summer in LA?
A: When the topic of conversations changes from Mud slides to brush fires....
Sterility is hereditary.