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Bad Jokes
- HOW THEY BABYLON!"
Waitress: Hawaii, Mister? You must be Hungary.
Gent: Yes, Siam. And I can't Rumania long, either...
- Question:
Why is a virgin like a hemophiliac?
Anwser:
Because one prick and it's all over.
(Sigh. Please...
- The S. I. Hayakawya Plan
At the last moment, as Skylab begins to break into 1,000-pound chunks,
we change its orbit so that it only falls on poor people...
- When oxygen Tech played Hydrogen U.
The Game had just begun,
when Hydrogen scored two fast points
And Oxygen still...
- Speaking of orchestra's, .... Not to long ago at the New York
Philmarmonic,
when I think Horowitz was playing; Just after the
applause...
- The conductor was getting more and more fed-up
with the orchestra.
In particular, one female cellist
was losing every...
- Fertility is hereditary...
If your parents didn't have any children,
neither will you...
- Q: How do you tell the difference between Winter and Summer in LA?
A: When the topic of conversations changes from Mud...
- Sterility is
hereditary...
- OLD PROVERB:
PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULDN'T...
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