- Q: Why do mice have such small balls?
A
Very few of them know how to dance... - HOW THEY BABYLON!"
Waitress: Hawaii, Mister? You must be Hungary
Gent: Yes, Siam. And I can't Rumania long, either... - Question:
Why is a virgin like a hemophiliac?
Anwser
Because one prick and it's all over. (Sigh. Please... - The S. I. Hayakawya Plan
At the last moment, as Skylab begins to break into 1,000-pound chunks
we change its orbit so that it only falls on poor people... - When oxygen Tech played Hydrogen U.
The Game had just begun
when Hydrogen scored two fast points And Oxygen still... - Speaking of orchestra's, .... Not to long ago at the New York
Philmarmonic
when I think Horowitz was playing; Just after the applause... - The conductor was getting more and more fed-up
with the orchestra
In particular, one female cellist was losing every... - Fertility is hereditary...
If your parents didn't have any children
neither will you... - Q: How do you tell the difference between Winter and Summer in LA
A: When the topic of conversations changes from Mud... - Sterility is
hereditary...
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