Yo Mama Is So Fat She Doesn't Have A Waist, It's An Equator.

Yo Mama Is So Fat She Doesn't Have A Waist, It's An Equator.

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Yo Mama is so fat she doesn't have a waist, it's an equator.

Yo mama is so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mama is so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked for a price check at a 99 cent
store.

Yo mama is so fat that when she throws herself into a chair,
it's an 8.5 on the Richter scale.

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