Job Performance Appraisal PERFORMANCE DEGREES PERFORMANCE FACTORS:

Job Performance Appraisal

PERFORMANCE DEGREES

PERFORMANCE FACTORS:
----- Far Exceeds Job Requirements
----- Exceeds Job Requirements
----- Meets Job Requirements
----- Does Not Meet Minimum Requirements

QUALITY:
----- Leaps tall buildings with a single bound.
----- Must take a running start to leap over tall buildings.
----- Can only leap over short buildings or medium with no spirals.
----- Crashes into buildings when attempting to jump over them.
----- Cannot recognize buildings at all what's more cannot jump.

TIMELINESS:
----- Is faster than a speeding bullet.
----- Is as fast as a speeding bullet.
----- Not as fast as a speeding bullet.
----- Would you believe a slow bullet.
----- Wounds self with bullet when attempting to shoot.

INITIATIVE:
----- Is stronger than a locomotive.
----- Is stronger than a bull elephant.
----- Is stronger than a bull.
----- Shoots the bull.
----- Smells like a bull.

ADAPTIBILITY:
----- Walks on water.
----- Walks on water in emergencies.
----- Washes with water.
----- Drinks water.
----- Passes water in emergencies.

COMMUNICATION:
----- Talks with God.
----- Talks with the Angels.
----- Talks to himself.
----- Argues with himself.
----- Loses arguments with self.