Lem And Clem Stood By A Car In Which They Had Locked The Key.

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Lem and Clem stood by a car in which they had locked the key.
"Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it" Lem asked.
"No," answered Clem. "People will think we're trying to break in."
Lem said, "What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber,
then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?"
"No," said Clem. "People will think we're too dumb to use a coat
hanger.
"Well," sighed Lem, "we'd better think of something fast. It's
starting to rain and the sun roof is open!"

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