A lawyer and his brother, a doctor, were hunting. A mountain lion
jumped out in front of them and started snarling.
The doctor asked, "What should we do?"
The lawyer said, "I'm gonna run for it!"
The doctor replied, "You can't outrun a mountain lion!"
The lawyer said, "I don't have to outrun HIM - I only have to
outrun YOU!"
jumped out in front of them and started snarling.
The doctor asked, "What should we do?"
The lawyer said, "I'm gonna run for it!"
The doctor replied, "You can't outrun a mountain lion!"
The lawyer said, "I don't have to outrun HIM - I only have to
outrun YOU!"
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