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  The brother said "What should we do?" The lawyer said "I'm gonna run for it....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• five strange ones The following just goes to show what can happen when you have too much time on your hands.
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• Two young lawyers decide to get married. They go off on their honey moon and when asked by their friends how it was, they smile and say it was nice.
  When pressed about how it was for them "their first time" they both get a puzzled look on their face....
• What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
• Syadov walks into the Moscow health clinic and asks to see an ear-and-eye doctor.
  The nurse explains to him that there isn't a specialist in those two areas at the clinic, but tells him that they have an eye-doctor AND an ear, nose, and throat man....
• It had to happen sooner or later. Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher, rolling his head in agony.
  Doctor Green came over to see him. "Dobbins," he said, "What an honor....