An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse
fell and broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he
warned her not to climb any stairs.
Several months later, the doctor took off the cast.
"Can I climb stairs now?" asked the little old lady.
"Yes," he replied.
"Thank goodness!" she said. "I'm sick and tired of shinnying
up and down that drainpipe!"
fell and broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he
warned her not to climb any stairs.
Several months later, the doctor took off the cast.
"Can I climb stairs now?" asked the little old lady.
"Yes," he replied.
"Thank goodness!" she said. "I'm sick and tired of shinnying
up and down that drainpipe!"
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