A waitress walks up to the table of three Japanese men at a New York City
restaurant. When she gets to the table, the waitress notices that the 3 men are
She asks, "What the hell are you perverts doing?", to which one of
the men replied, "We all berry hungry"!
She responds, "But why are you whacking off?" One of the three
says, "Because menu say `first come, first served!"