The Desert Island

On a desert island in the middle of the ocean, the following groups of
beautiful people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 New Zealand men 1 New Zealand woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle
of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together having
loads of sex.
The German woman has a strict weekly schedule when she alternates with the
two German men.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English
woman.
The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the
Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the
American woman keeps on bitching about the necessity of 'fulfillment, the equal
division of household chores, how her last 'boyfriend treated her much nicer and
how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes are
low and it is not raining.