Two Japanese businessmen are talking during their afternoon dip in the hot
baths at the Geisha house.
The first businessman says, "Hirokosan, I have
unpleasant news for you. Your wife is dishonoring you. I saw her the other night
and she was out with another man."
Hirokosan can't believe what he hears,
and asks for more information. "It is as I said, Hirokosan, and she is
doing it with a foreigner who appears to be of the Jewish faith."
Hirokosan goes home to confront his wife. He faces her and says, "I am told
that you are dishonoring me with a foreigner of the Jewish faith".
replies, "That's a lie! Where did you hear such meshugas?"