- Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
- Pretend to spank me - I'm a pseudo-masochist!
- Is a computer language with goto's totally Wirth-less?
- He who hesitates is last.
- Nietzsche is pietzsche, Goethe is murder.
- A man's house is his hassle.
- Chaste makes waste.
- An engineer is someone who does list processing in Fortran.
- A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
- Any IC protected by a fast acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first.
