An engineer is someone who does list processing in Fortran.
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- An engineer is someone who does list processing in Fortran.
- The wages of sin are high -- unless you know someone who does it for nothing.
- An optimist is someone who believes that the secret of eternal life will be
discovered before they die.
A pessimist is someone who believes it will be discovered before Greg Evans does.... - Real programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress
freaks and crystallography weenies.
FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks.... - How many FORTRAN programs -- does it take to change a light bulb? 1.00000000001
- A critic is someone who points out how imperfectly other people do what the critic does not do at all.

