- A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
- All things are possible except skiing thru a revolving door.
- It is better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
- Coed dorms promote campus unrest.
- Abolish first marriages!
- He who is henpecked may lend an ear to other chicks.
- May all your hang-ups be drip-dry.
- Women's Libbers are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one.
- Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.
- Mother Earth is not flat!
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