- Chemistry professors never die,
they just smell that way... - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no
lifeguard... - Schizophrenia beats being
alone... - To err is human,
to forgive is against company policy... - If you have nothing to do,
don't do it here... - Does the name Pavlov ring
a bell... - He who laughs last didn't get
the joke... - Old musicians never die,
they just decompose... - Never play leapfrog with a
unicorn... - Atheism is a non-prophet
organization...
