- Keep America Beautiful.... emigrate.
- If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!
- The expert is a person who avoids the small errors as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy.
- Documentation is the castor oil of programming ... Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.
- The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity - the rest is overhead for the operating system.
- The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned to the project.
- The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
- If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
- Computers Unite! You have nothing to lose but your operators.
- Rubber bands have snappy endings!
