- Old frogs never die, But they do croak!
- Computer programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance.
- Every time I lose weight, It finds me again!
- An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
- It's hard to be humble when you're perfect.
- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
- An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support.
- Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive insane.
- A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes.
- Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human.
