- Computer programs are an exercise in Artificial
Inelegance... - Every time I lose weight,
It finds me again... - An idle mind is worth two in
the bush... - It's hard to be humble when you're
perfect... - A hangover is the wrath of
grapes... - An atheist is a man with no invisible means of
support... - Whom computers would destroy,
they must first drive insane... - A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more
gametes... - Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully
human... - Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the
taxed...
