- Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
- Biology grows on you.
- Blame Saint Andreas - its all his fault.
- If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
- A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
- Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
- A man's best friend is his dogma.
- A penny saved is ridiculous.
- Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
- I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to tell such LIES!

