- More people have died in Teddy Kennedy's car than
in nuclear power plants... - Teachers have
class... - Found on a door in the MSU music building:
This door is baroquen
please wiggle Handel. (If I wiggle Handel, will it... - You ain't learning nothing when you're
talking... - Chemistry professors never die
they just fail to react... - Radioactive cats have 18 half
lives... - Depart in pieces.... i.e
Split... - Next time, give "the gift that keeps on giving
a female kitten... - Mobius strippers never show you their
back side... - Where there's a will
there's an inheritance tax...
