- Teachers have
class... - Found on a door in the MSU music building:
This door is baroquen,
please wiggle Handel. (If I wiggle Handel, will it... - You ain't learning nothing when you're
talking... - Chemistry professors never die,
they just fail to react... - Radioactive cats have 18 half
lives... - Depart in pieces.... i.e.,
Split... - Next time, give "the gift that keeps on giving":
a female kitten... - Mobius strippers never show you their
back side... - Where there's a will,
there's an inheritance tax... - Klein bottle for rent -
inquire within...
