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The Simpsons
- Scene shows Marge in the kitchen]
Marge: [threateningly] Bart,
I am going to _get_ you...[brandishes
some...
- Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no
law against mailing threatening letters.
Marge: [indignantly] I'm pretty sure there is.
Wiggum...
- Lisa: Bart, I figured it out! Who's someone you've been making
irritating phone calls to for years?
Bart: Linda Lavin?
Lisa: No, someone who _didn't_ deserve...
- Bob: [narrating aloud] Dear "Life in these United States",
a funny
thing happened to me...uh...[faints]...
- Bob: Take care, Snake. May the next time we meet be under more.
_felicitous_ circumstances.
Snake: [not understanding]...
- Wiggum: [miffed] Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me "Chief
Piggum!"
[everyone laughs]
Heh,
now I get it. That's good.
-- Guess you _didn't_...
- Lawyer: Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart
Simpson?
Bob: [barely in control] Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited...
- Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say,
"Die
Bart, Die?"
Bob: [conciliatorily]...
- Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob!
Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son.
...
- Wiggum: Now Sideshow Bob can't get in without _me_ knowing.
And once
a man is in your home, anything...
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