Wiggum: [miffed] Sideshow Bob Has No Decency. He Called Me "Chief Piggum!
Wiggum: [miffed] Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me "Chief
Heh, now I get it. That's good.
-- Guess you _didn't_ have to be there, "Cape Feare"
Wiggum: Now Sideshow Bob can't get in without _me_ knowing.
And once a man is in your home, anything you do to him is nice and legal....
Bob: And now [draws his sword] the final curtain...
[walks towards Bart] [The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying] [Chief Wiggum and other policemen are on shore in their bathrobes] Wiggum...
Homer: [cracks a beer] Ahh! Bart: Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!
Homer: Bart, don't interrupt! Marge: Homer, this is serious!...
Wiggum: Hey you! The state's not paying you five cents an hour to stand around.
Now get busy! Bob: Oh, I'll get busy. I'll get very busy indeed....
Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob! Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. Bob...
Bart: Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time loser?
Wiggum: Well, no, frankly. But that never stopped us before....
Bart: Take him away, boys. Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here!
Bake him away, toys. Lou: What'd you say, chief?...
Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
Marge: [indignantly] I'm pretty sure there is. Wiggum...
Wiggum: Here is a photo of the fugitive from our files.
[holds up picture of Homer in "Haig in '88" T-shirt] And now, Waylon Smithers, uh, who's been a _real_ good sport about that wrongful arrest thing -- whew!...