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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
  [laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
• Marge: Oh, you have _nothing_ to worry about, honey.
  Homer: Your mother's right, Bart. Sure, you're the one who _ruined_ all of Sideshow Bob's criminal schemes....
• Bart: [gasps] Sideshow Bob! [everyone gasps and screams] Bob
  [on TV] Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all the big noises and shiny things....
• Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
  Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son....
• Homer: [cracks a beer] Ahh! Bart: Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!
  Homer: Bart, don't interrupt! Marge: Homer, this is serious!...
• Stay away from that jazz man, Lisa. Nothing personal .
  .. I just fear the unfamiliar." -- Marge in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...
• Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of our new Matlock Expressway.
  [camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead] Now, I am a fair man....
• Homer: They didn't have any aspirin so I got you some cigarettes.
  [hands Marge a pack of Laramies] Marge: Mmm....