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The Simpsons
- Apu: It may not be glamorous, but it's good, honest work.
Woman: How much is this quart of milk?
Apu: Twelve...
- Moe: Hey, Barney! What'll it be?
Barney: I'd like a beer,
Moe!
Yoko: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume...
- Homer: Hey, fellows, I'm back!
Carl: Oh, that's great.
Your replacement was getting tired.
[shot of...
- Bart: Man, that's some story!
Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get.
Like, how come we
never heard about this until...
- Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, it's "Up Late with McBain".
I'm your
announcer, Corporal Obergruppenfuehrer...
- Marge: Lisa, you got a letter.
Lisa: It's from my pen-pal Anya!
[reads]
Anya: [voice over] Dear Lisa, as I write this...
- But who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace.
Bart, "Cape...
- Abe: I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit.
It's probably
that evil Gavin MacLeod or George...
- Um, I checked around. The girls are calling you "fatty-fat fat fat",
and Nelson's planning to pull down your pants, but...
- cheerfully] All right, this is dedicated to Bart Simpson,
with the
message, "I am coming to kill you slowly _and_...
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