Scene Shows Marge In The Kitchen] Marge: [threateningly] Bart, I Am Going To _get_ You.

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[Scene shows Marge in the kitchen]
Marge: [threateningly] Bart, I am going to _get_ you...[brandishes
some scissors]
Bart: [gasps]
Marge: [cheerfully] ...some ice cream at the store, since I'm saving
so much money on Diet Cola! [holds up a coupon]
[Scene switches to Flanders outside]
Flanders: [threateningly] Say your prayers, Simpson...[brandishes a
glove with knives on the fingers]
Bart: [gasps]
Flanders: [cheerfully] ...because the schools can't force you like they
should! [clips the hedge] Maude, these new finger razors make
hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church.
[Scene switches to Bart's classroom]
Edna: [threateningly] You're going to be my murder victim, Bart...
Bart: [gasps]
Edna: [sweetly] our school production of "Lizzie Borden",
starring Martin Prince as Lizzie.
[Shot of Martin in drag]
Martin: [with an axe] Forty whacks with a wet noodle, Bart!
-- They're all out to get you, "Cape Feare"