Lawyer: Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart
Simpson?
Bob: [barely in control] Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited little
scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and [maliciously] sent
me to this dank, urine-soaked hellhole?
Officer: Uh, we object to the term "urine-soaked hellhole" when you
could have said, "peepee-soaked heckhole".
Bob: Cheerfully withdrawn.
-- We aim to please, "Cape Feare"
Simpson?
Bob: [barely in control] Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited little
scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and [maliciously] sent
me to this dank, urine-soaked hellhole?
Officer: Uh, we object to the term "urine-soaked hellhole" when you
could have said, "peepee-soaked heckhole".
Bob: Cheerfully withdrawn.
-- We aim to please, "Cape Feare"
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[The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying]
[Chief Wiggum and other policemen are on shore in their
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