Cheerfully] All Right, This Is Dedicated To Bart Simpson, With The Message, "I Am Coming To Kill You Slowly _and_ Painfully.
[cheerfully] All right, this is dedicated to Bart Simpson, with the
message, "I am coming to kill you slowly _and_ painfully."
-- Marty, the wacky radio DJ, "Cape Feare"
Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.
-- Homer Simpson Cape Feare...
Scene shows Marge in the kitchen] Marge: [threateningly] Bart, I am going to _get_ you.
..[brandishes some scissors] Bart: [gasps] Marge...
Um, I checked around. The girls are calling you "fatty-fat fat fat", and Nelson's planning to pull down your pants, but.
..nobody's trying to kill ya. -- Milhouse the informer to Bart, "Cape Feare...
Lawyer: Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?
Bob: [barely in control] Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and [maliciously] sent me to this dank, urine-soaked hellhole?...
Homer: [cracks a beer] Ahh! Bart: Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!
Homer: Bart, don't interrupt! Marge: Homer, this is serious!...
Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob! Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. Bob...
I'm not a D.J., but I play one on the radio.
Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved!...
I am a dedicated race fan, you know!