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• Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.
  -- Homer Simpson Cape Feare...
• Scene shows Marge in the kitchen] Marge: [threateningly] Bart, I am going to _get_ you.
  ..[brandishes some scissors] Bart: [gasps] Marge...
• Um, I checked around. The girls are calling you "fatty-fat fat fat", and Nelson's planning to pull down your pants, but.
  ..nobody's trying to kill ya. -- Milhouse the informer to Bart, "Cape Feare...
• Lawyer: Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?
  Bob: [barely in control] Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and [maliciously] sent me to this dank, urine-soaked hellhole?...
• Homer: [cracks a beer] Ahh! Bart: Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!
  Homer: Bart, don't interrupt! Marge: Homer, this is serious!...
• Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob! Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
  Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. Bob...
• I'm not a D.J., but I play one on the radio.
• Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
  Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved!...
• I am a dedicated race fan, you know!