The Simpsons

Marge: You sound like you're going to buy a pony. Promise me you won't.
Homer: Mm. Marge: What was that? Was that a yes or a no?...
Oh my! What is that smell! [sees Homer] Oh, it's you. -- Pet shop owner, "Lisa's Pony
Homer: Excuse me, do you sell ponies? Owner: Uh, sure, pal.
Right here. [points at a cage] Homer: [reads the sign] Scottish deer hound....
Homer: Now lady, I'm buying a pony for my little girl, and I don't care what it costs.
Lady: Very good. That stunning creature over there is half a million dollars....
Isn't there a pound where you can pick up cheap ponies that ran away from home?
-- Homer shops for "Lisa's Pony...
Burns: [appears behind the employee credit union desk] Hello.
Homer: Ack! Burns: [reads the loan application] Simpson, eh? -- Paying for "Lisa's Pony...
Burns: Are you acquainted with our state's stringent usury laws?
Homer: [slowly] Usury? Burns: Oh, silly me! I must've just made up a word that doesn't exist....
Smithers: You have any collateral? Burns: Oh, Smithers, let's not be so cold.
His spirit is my collateral. -- Approving Homer's loan to pay for "Lisa's Pony...
Burns: Just sign this form, and the money will be yours.
Muhahahahaha.... Ahem. Sorry, I was just um, eh, um, thinking of something funny Smithers did today....
Lady: Mr. Simpson, are you quite sure you know how to take care of a pony?
Homer: [shoving the pony into the back seat] Of course! -- Buying "Lisa's Pony...

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