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• Homer: Excuse me, do you sell ponies? Owner: Uh, sure, pal.
  Right here. [points at a cage] Homer: [reads the sign] Scottish deer hound....
• Lisa: I gave up the pony. Homer: You did? Lisa: Mm hm.
  There's a big, dumb animal I love even more than that horse....
• Jerry: What's the matter, buddy? Homer: The moron next door closed early!
  Jerry: I happen to be that moron. Homer: Oh... Me and my trenchant mouth!...
• Smithers: You have any collateral? Burns: Oh, Smithers, let's not be so cold.
  His spirit is my collateral. -- Approving Homer's loan to pay for "Lisa's Pony...
• Lisa: Wait Dad, I've got something for you. [kisses him] Home
  Oh, I was hoping it'd be money. -- How to pay for "Lisa's Pony...
• Marge: Maybe you should do something with the kids while I'm gone.
  Homer: [sugary-sweet] Oh, sure, great idea. I've love to....
• This is what love costs a month? -- Homer sees the $
  530/month bill for stable fees to house "Lisa's Pony...
• Lisa: [wiping her dress] Oh, I can't get the smell of slurry out of my clothes.
  I was a fool to help that horrible old man! Home...
• Lisa: This is our pet. We can question his integrity and disposition, but we can't question his heart.
  Are you trying to teach us that the way to solve a problem with something we love is to throw it away?...