Burns: [appears behind the employee credit union desk] Hello.

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• Burns: Just sign this form, and the money will be yours.
  Muhahahahaha.... Ahem. Sorry, I was just um, eh, um...
• Burns: His name? Smithers: [holding a copy of the incriminating photo] Homer Simpson sir,
  a low-level employee in sector 7G. Burns: Simpson...
• Smithers: You have any collateral? Burns: Oh, Smithers,
  let's not be so cold. His spirit is my collateral...
• Burns: Who is that bookworm, Smithers? Smithers:
  Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? How very...
• Burns: Are you acquainted with our state's stringent usury laws?
  Homer: [slowly] Usury? Burns: Oh, silly me! I must've...
• Homer: Ah, afternoon Mr. Burns! Burns: Hello there.
  uh... uh... Homer: [whispers to Smithers] Simpson...
• Burns: Who was that young hellcat, Smithers? Smithers:
  Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember...
• Burns: And what's your name? Homer: Homer Simpson, sir.
  Burns: Simpson, eh? I'm Monty Burns. -- Pleased...
• Burns: None of these cretins deserves a promotion!
  Smithers: It's in the union contract, sir. One token...