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• Burns: Just sign this form, and the money will be yours.
  Muhahahahaha.... Ahem. Sorry, I was just um, eh, um, thinking of something funny Smithers did today....
• Burns: Are you acquainted with our state's stringent usury laws?
  Homer: [slowly] Usury? Burns: Oh, silly me! I must've just made up a word that doesn't exist....
• Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
  However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
• Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
  Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....
• Burns: You should've seen the murderous glint in his eyes, Smithers.
  And his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled bread....
• Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers] Aah!
  Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...
• Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines.
  .. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye....