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• Burns: Are you acquainted with our state's stringent usury laws?
  Homer: [slowly] Usury? Burns: Oh, silly me! I must've just made up a word that doesn't exist....
• Smithers: You have any collateral? Burns: Oh, Smithers, let's not be so cold.
  His spirit is my collateral. -- Approving Homer's loan to pay for "Lisa's Pony...
• Homer: [yelling from his window] Uh, Mr. Smithers? I don't understand 2,700 of my new duties.
  Smithers: Well, the van's leaving; which one duty is giving you the most trouble?...
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
  Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....
• Lenny: [drunk] Eh, Burnsie. This was some swell shindig.
  Thank you very much! Burns: [frightened] Smithers, what's happening?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Um, is this the chair I'll be sitting on? Smithe
  Yeah. [Homer plays with the chair] Now, I realize caring for Mr....
• Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
  I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....