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• Burns: Just sign this form, and the money will be yours.
  Muhahahahaha.... Ahem. Sorry, I was just um, eh, um, thinking of something funny Smithers did today....
• Smithers: You have any collateral? Burns: Oh, Smithers, let's not be so cold.
  His spirit is my collateral. -- Approving Homer's loan to pay for "Lisa's Pony...
• Burns: [appears behind the employee credit union desk] Hello.
  Homer: Ack! Burns: [reads the loan application] Simpson, eh? -- Paying for "Lisa's Pony...
• Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
  [Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall] Home...
• Lisa: Wait Dad, I've got something for you. [kisses him] Home
  Oh, I was hoping it'd be money. -- How to pay for "Lisa's Pony...
• Burns: I can't understand a word you're saying. Home
  My name is Homer Simpson! Burns: You're just babbling incoherently....
• Lisa: I gave up the pony. Homer: You did? Lisa: Mm hm.
  There's a big, dumb animal I love even more than that horse....
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Horst: Homer, could ve have a word with you? Home
  No. Horst: I must have phrased that badly. My English is, how you say, inelegant....