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• First you didn't want me to get the pony. Now you want me to take it back!
  Make up your mind! -- Homer argues with Marge over "Lisa's Pony...
• Marge: We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries.
  Homer: Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have....
• Marge: We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries.
  Homer: Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have!...
• Apu, you can take this job and restaff it!
  -- Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart, "Lisa's Pony...
• Marge: Homer, how long do you plan to do this? Home
  I don't know. How long do horses live? Marge: Thirty years. Homer: D'oh! -- "Lisa's Pony...
• Homer: Now lady, I'm buying a pony for my little girl, and I don't care what it costs.
  Lady: Very good. That stunning creature over there is half a million dollars....
• Jerry: What instrument does she play? Homer: ... [whining] I don't know.
  .. -- Buying a replacement reed for Lisa, "Lisa's Pony...
• Lisa: Wait Dad, I've got something for you. [kisses him] Home
  Oh, I was hoping it'd be money. -- How to pay for "Lisa's Pony...
• Lisa: I gave up the pony. Homer: You did? Lisa: Mm hm.
  There's a big, dumb animal I love even more than that horse....