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• Homer: According to this map, there's a Krusty Burger on an offshore oil rig.
  Flanders: That's what you're smelling, Homer! Oh, if it weren't for this blasted fog, we'd be saved....
• Ned: Our annual father-son rafting trip is next weekend.
  Bart: [thinking] Oh no, me bring Homer on a rafting trip?...
• Ned: Well, I guess now we know why they call them "rapids" and not "slowpids", huh?
  Bart: [appreciative] Ha, ha! Homer: You are not my son!...
• I want a map of this conversatio
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
  Bart: Horrifying! Lisa: Pointless! Marge: Exhausting....
• Ned: {Oh, we're done for, we're done for, we're done diddely done for, we're done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily --} Home
  {[grabs him and slaps him] Flanders! Snap out of it!...
• You are not my son! -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
• McAllister: Arr, here be a fine vessel -- the yarest river-going boat there be.
  Homer: I'll take it! [The raft sinks] McAlliste...