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The Simpsons
- Mindy: Wow. If it weren't for this wall, we'd be sleeping in the same
bed.
Homer: Yeah. Uh, walls are a necessity in today's...
- Mindy: Homer? [whispers] I got a really wicked idea that could get us
into a _lot_ of trouble.
Homer: Oh, Mindy...we have to fight our temptation...
- a buzzer sounds in Mr. Burns' office]}
Smithers: {Someone is charging room service to the company,
sir.}
Burns: {Well, we'll just see about that.
...
- Grunting and slurping noises]
Mindy: [mouth full] I can't believe we ordered so much!
Homer: Oh, something's missing...ooh! One of the turkeys...
- Marge: Good news, honey: two weeks are up. You don't have to wear your
glasses any more!
And your scalp and posture seem fine.
Bart: [triumphant]...
- We've been doing a lot of upper body work on Bart. Today,
let's pound
his kidneys.
-- Nelson's bullying acumen...
- Man 1: Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastard!
Mindy:
Get bent!
Man 2: No more Chernobyl!
Homer: Go to hell...
- Homer: You know, I was a little worried about coming to this convention
with you.
But I think as long as we're not alone together --...
- Mindy: [sighs] What a perfect evening. It sure was nice of them to make
us cheeseburgers.
Homer: Uh, yeah.
-- At a Chinese restaurant,
...
- Homer: [reading his fortune] "You will find happiness with a new love."
[out loud] Aw,
even the Chinese are against me. [sigh] What's
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