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The Simpsons
- Homer: [unhappy] Well, I guess you'll want to come in.
Mindy: [bright] OK.
Homer: [mocking] "OK!"
...
- Mindy: What's wrong?
Homer: Oh, yeah, like you don't know.
[weeping] We're gonna have sex!
Mindy: Oh...well, we...
- Mindy: Homer...you don't have to do anything you don't want to.
Homer: Well, maybe I want to...but then I think about...
- Homer: Oh, baby.
Marge: This was a _wonderful_ idea,
Homey. [kisses him] Hey, there's a
turkey behind...
- The News On Parade Corporation presents "News On Parade Corporation
News".
A newsreel's introduction,...
- Springfield: City On the Grow. It's a proud day as Springfield is
declared one of America's four hundred fastest-growing cities.
And why not? Business is booming! Half the country...
- Abe: Hah! The way people act around here, you'd think the streets
were paved with gold.
Jasper: They are.
-- Logical conclusions,...
- Bum: Got any spare change, man?
Abe: Yes! And you ain't gettin' it.
Everybody wants something for
nothing.
[Abe...
- Hey! _There's_ something you don't see in a toilet every day.
Homer at the power plant,...
- Homer: Anyone lose their glasses? [no one answers]
Last chance!
[still no one answers]
Woo-hoo!
[Homer...
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