McAllister: Arr, here be a fine vessel -- the yarest river-going boat
there be.
Homer: I'll take it!
[The raft sinks]
McAllister: [sadly] Arr, I don't know what I'm doing.
-- The truth comes out, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
there be.
Homer: I'll take it!
[The raft sinks]
McAllister: [sadly] Arr, I don't know what I'm doing.
-- The truth comes out, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
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