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• Lovejoy: And now my daughter Jessica, who has just returned from boarding school, will read the same passage I just read.
  I noticed a few of you weren't paying attention....
• McAllister: Arr, matey. Nary a warning light to be seen.
  'Tis clear sailing ahead for our precious cargo....
• Ned: Well, I guess now we know why they call them "rapids" and not "slowpids", huh?
  Bart: [appreciative] Ha, ha! Homer: You are not my son!...
• Otto: Whoa. I can't believe I got booted off the team for Mr.
  Businessman. Pfft! I bet I'll get respect once I get that Harvard diploma....
• Smithers: Sir, the designers are here with some prototypes for your casino.
  Brit: Gentlemen, I give you Brittania! Gambling with all the glitz and glamour of the British Isles....
• Edna: Guess what, class? Martin: Time for a surprise quiz?
  Edna: Well, that's not what I was going to say, but it's a good idea....
• Ned: Now, what happened to that gosh-darn map I brought?
  [said map is on Homer's head as a sailor's hat....
• McAllister: Arr, I've got some customers. Call me back, Ishmael. -- "Bart the Fink
• Moe: Hey, uh, I got an idea: we can play a game to pass the time.
  Er, I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and, er, you all try to guess what it is....