Homer: Son, There Was Something I Was Going To Give You At The End Of This Trip, But Since We May Not Survive, I Want You To Have It Now.

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Homer: Son, there was something I was going to give you at the end of
this trip, but since we may not survive, I want you to have it
Bart: [gasps] A real Swiss Army knife! Cool!
Homer: I stole it from that Borgnine guy.
[Scene switch to a ferocious bear]
Ernest: Don't worry, kids! I'll take care of him with my trusty...
[searches for his knife]...er, er, um, er, uh, hmm.
-- Who needed it more?, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"