Homer: How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to
trees? And build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs?
Huh?
[His chair collapses] D'oh! Stupid poetic justice.
Bart: Actually, we were just planning the father-son river rafting
trip.
Homer: Heh heh, you don't have a son.
-- People unclear on the concept,
"Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
trees? And build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs?
Huh?
[His chair collapses] D'oh! Stupid poetic justice.
Bart: Actually, we were just planning the father-son river rafting
trip.
Homer: Heh heh, you don't have a son.
-- People unclear on the concept,
"Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
Related:
- Ned: Our annual father-son rafting trip is next weekend.
Bart: [thinking] Oh no, me bring Homer on a rafting... - You are not my son!
--
Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the... - Bart: [to himself] Look, Homer won't want to go, so just ask
him and he'll say "No." Then it'll be his fault.
Homer: [to himself] I don't want to go, so if he asks... - Homer: Son, there was something I was going to give you at the end of
this trip,
but since we may not survive, I want you to have it... - Ned: Well, I guess now we know why they call them "rapids" and not
"slowpids",
huh? Bart: [appreciative] Ha, ha! Homer: You are not... - Bart: Oh, man, how are we supposed to kill the rest of the afternoon?
Bum: You mustn't kill time, boys, you must cherish... - Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV
saying we didn't want you in our family.
But those were just actors playing us! Bart... - Homer: Son...my dear son, from now I'm going to be a good and attentive
father.
And for starters, your old man is going to teach you... - Pepe: Oh, Papa Homer, you are so learn\`ed.
Homer:
Heh heh heh. `Learn'd', son. It's pronounced `learn'd'...
From the same category:
- Prof. John Fink: [indicating on a map] These unfortunate people here
will be instantly killed.
[indicating] This circle, which I am sad to... - Assistant: Sir, there's an unruly mob here to see you.
Quimby: Does it have an appointment? Assistant: [consults... - Wiggum: License please?
[Troy hands his license]
Says here you need corrective lenses.
Put those glasses on, Mister. Troy: You wouldn't... - Edna: Remember, class: the worse you do on this standardized test,
the more funding the school gets. So don't... - Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub.
-- Bart says Grace,
"There's No Disgrace Like...
