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  Wait! I have an idea! [reaches into shirt, pulls out wieners] These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape....
• Principal Skinner: And now, our evening comes to an end.
  .. Homer: [stands up] Woo-hoo! Principal Skinne...
• To boldly go and watch Star Trek re-runs.
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• Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.
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• Pr.Sk: I think we should re-test him. Dr.J: No, I think we should move him to another school.
  Pr.Sk: Even better! -- "Bart the Geniu...
• Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics: 1: Get elected.
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• Astronauts do it on re-entry.