Bart: We come now to the final and most terrifying painting of the
evening. To even gaze upon it is [dramatically] to go mad.
Homer: [looking at it] Aah! They're dogs...and they're playing poker!
-- At least they're not playing pool,
"Treehouse of Horror IV"
evening. To even gaze upon it is [dramatically] to go mad.
Homer: [looking at it] Aah! They're dogs...and they're playing poker!
-- At least they're not playing pool,
"Treehouse of Horror IV"
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Homer: Oh no, they're gaining on me.
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Homer: [stands up] Woo-hoo! Principal Skinner... - To boldly go and watch Star Trek
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Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
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Dr.J: No, I think we should move him to another school.
Pr.Sk: Even better! -- "Bart the... - Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics:
1: Get elected.
2: Get re-elected. 3: Don't get mad, get even. ... - Astronauts do it on re
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Lisa: You know her?
Willie:
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