Bart: Wow! Can I see your club? Cop: It's called a baton,

Bart: Wow! Can I see your club?
Cop: It's called a baton, son.
Bart: Oh. What's it for?
Cop: We club people with it.
-- Just conduct yourself properly and nobody gets hurt,
"Separate Vocations"

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